taken from /r/fuckcars: https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1g1vt88/there_is_no_trolley/
Also it plays onto one of my major I-come-across-a-crank points, societally the trolley problem is solved: it's your fault for being tied to the tracks instead of driving the biggest trolley
so this is how it feels to play that final song on the titanic as it's going down.