I don't need nothing in my life except for a cozy fire, a pot of beans, and Lenin
You have a name and artist for the original? If y'all don't go do a solo camp every once in a while, you're missing out.
I feel like a consumer piggy, but I really want a full size canvas reproduction.
Go stealth! Camouflage tarp, Dakota fire hole so there's no smoke.
Camouflage tarp sounds solid, you mean making a 1-person tent using a tarp?
Yeah, hammock with a tarp as a canopy. You have to have an underquilt in cooler weather; there's even tarps/tents that have stove jacks for wood burning tent stoves. There's all kinds of ways you can string up traps for a good shelter. Look up stealth camping on YouTube. Bushcraft is another good topic to look up.
Lol, yeah. Ex military, I seem to have a natural aptitude for those kinds of things. I'm pretty vicious at paintball and airsoft and I can give a manager a real earful.