• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    during an emergency water landing, your DreamTronix Haley Atwell KaijuBooba Signature Edition Waifu Body Pillow can function as a floatation device for up to 4 large adult sons.

    seriously looks like she's wearing some absurdly disproportionate body suit to simulate someone who qualifies for insurance covered surgery to protect their back.