• GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
    hexbear
    36
    10 months ago

    meanwhile Gandalf makes a cavalry charge down a waaaaaay too steep hill towards the aforementioned pikemen thonk

    • utopologist [any]
      hexbear
      4
      10 months ago

      We need to resist the hegemony of the wizards, these guys clearly have no business making decisions for the rest of Middle-earth

      • @uralsolo
        hexbear
        1
        edit-2
        8 months ago

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  • @silvercove@lemdro.id
    hexbear
    12
    10 months ago

    The Battle of Helm's Deep is full of very obvious errors. There is an awesome Dutch historian, Roel Konijnendijk, who trashes movies for fun that talks about it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGdOXstSyk

    My favourite one is when they are shouting orders to eachother. There is no way for the Elven archers to hear Aragorn's commands, or for Aragorn to hear Theoden's fallback order.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
    hexbear
    4
    10 months ago

    Maybe the walls finished constructing while he was sending his troops across the map. Happens to the best of us.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
    hexbear
    1
    10 months ago

    Pikes beat horse dudes, Rohan has horse dudes. Unbeatable logic. Dev did not code for horse dudes having different armour off horse.