The difference being one is a traffic cop with no idea what they're doing

me when I'm in the racism competition and my opponent is a redditor

Reddit fucking loves parade guards (when western and white) see also the amerikkkan soldiers in the tomb of the unknown soldier

"MAKE WAY FOR THE KING'S GUARD!!" as they trample another child.

and the redditors in the comments clap their greasy hands

been feeling very gender today is nice

oh fuck, that would be devastating if any of the swabbies could read

o-oh no

stanley tucci

i can see it

the wife is like "You know you'd do it too." and....yeah, sis. I get it.

Then he went on to say that now the baddies had been purged it was important to have freeze peach inside the party. He had been silenced, you see. What was he silenced for? You guessed it, transphobia. Apparently admins in party group chats had removed his posts about "defining gender biologically". He then went on to complain about trans women footballers and how unfair it was to cis women footballers that they were playing, consistently misgendering the trans players throughout the piece. And the guy calls himself a leftist and holds elected office for a presumably "revolutionary socialist" party.

_{GET YOUR OWN BRAINWORMS YOU FUCKING FREAKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....}

unless the woman has a darker skin, then there's also insane racism

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST

Too late

But the billionaire was a person! The black man was just a statistic.

_{eh close enough....}

he is going to get terrorism charges anyway, if you're going to stab them just go all in

he was stabbed on his right side just below the ribs.

oh come on, just go for the neck

i couldnt just pass this one by

cw: implied sex

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Glomgold was originally depicted as a diamond miner of South African descent. Some later incarnations have altered his ancestry to that of Scottish descent, to better reflect Scrooge's own heritage. Though the character was seldom used during Barks' tenure, Glomgold rose to prominence due in part to usage by comic artist Don Rosa, and a recurring role as a villain in the DuckTales franchise.

via fandom wiki

Flintheart Glomgold

Flintheart Glomgold is a South African businessman and one of Scrooge McDuck's main rivals. He holds the title of "Second Richest Duck in the World"

there's also

John D. Rockerduck is one of the main rivals of Scrooge McDuck. He is a wealthy businessman and has often made claims to the titles of "Richest Duck in the World" and "Second Richest Duck in the World", titles belonging respectively to Scrooge and Flintheart Glomgold - presumably he's just the Third Richest Duck in the World.