The White House hopeful sat down with Dan Bongos from MSNBC and recounted what he saw: "It was amazing, you know, tremendous, we had Anubis there and he was weighing my soul so I could pass on to the afterlife, and you wouldn't believe, my soul was pure, it's like no one had ever seen, even the machine elves were amazed, they've never seen it."
Is that what the Space Force is about? Weaponizing Egyptian mythology and applying its aesthetics to space-capable mecha?
No. The Space Force' actual mission is to reestablish a link between Earth and the rest of the Stargate network so that Trump may ascend and join with a Goa'uld host, taking his place as one of the greatest System Lords the Milky Way has ever known.
Speaking of the Goa'uld, how's your current human host body doing?
Never been stronger, unfortunately even a Goa'ulds healing abilities can't fix this voice.