I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

  • edge [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It doesn't help that the code I have to work on is just horseshit. But so was the last project I was on and probably any other job.

    • SevenSkalls [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Because no one has time for code refactoring. Always produce new value, never go back and fix or clean up, etc. No time! Money for the Money God!

    • blame [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      all code is terrible, even yours. One day you'll have to come back to work on some code you wrote and you'll be like "jesus fuck who wrote this" and you'll find out it was you

      • REgon [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Past me is a fuck and if I ever find them then they're fucked.
        I'll let future me do the searching tho.