I hate scrum
I hate stand up
I hate sprints
Fuck Toyota
How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)
I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.
The executives finally noticed there was actual work getting done without their "guidance" and we absolutely can't have that.