I have titled it "Warm-Up Exercise Homework for 3D Design Community College Course," don't be ashamed of yourself if it's too highbrow for you to understand. We're already ashamed enough of you, you disgustingly uncultured philistine.
I know it's nothing special but I actually had fun making these things, and can see myself making more substantial sculptures in the future. Fuck's sake, I spent like 2 hours this morning twisting a very thin-gauge wire onto itself several times just to get an interesting texture while I watched a YouTube video. It has stimming potential.
About goddamn time someone recognizes the glorious beneficence of my superhuman talent. I've been given a grant for my artistic education
(No like seriously I went to pay my tuition and apparently I automatically applied for a Cal Grant for getting straight A's last semester even though they were pretty much "do the absolute bare minimum and get an A" courses, so they covered the $552, fucking weird as hell but I'll take it)
Exquisite!