- If you don't vote for Trump, you don't want power, you want to endlessly critique power.
- If you don't vote for Trump you are throwing away your vote.
- If you don't vote for Trump, he might get 79999 votes, while 101% Hitler gets 80000 votes.
- If you don't vote for Trump you hate democracy.
- If you don't vote for Trump you are a stupid tanky.
- If you don't vote for Trump you love Hamas.
- It is your patriotic duty to vote for Trump.
- Trump has the support of many respectable Iraq war criminals.
- Trump will have Republicans in his government.
- When Trump is elected we can got back to brunch.
Considering all of these excellent arguments, us liberals should really get behind this Trump guy.
This is the best one. They keep telling me I gotta vote for the person who can win. Well I don't think Kamala can win so...
That's because they don't want victory, they don't want power, they want to endlessly critique power.