https://archive.li/10BV3

The unmanned craft was due to make a soft landing on the Moon's south pole, but failed after encountering problems as it moved into its pre-landing orbit.

It was Russia's first Moon mission in almost 50 years.

Russia has been racing to the Moon's south pole against India, whose Chandrayaan-3 spacecraft is scheduled to land on there next week.

No country has ever landed on the south pole before, although both the US and China have landed softly on the Moon's surface.

No report on whether or not Russia was attempting to use repurposed anti-ship missiles like the ones they use to attack schools and hospitals here on Earth.

  • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 year ago

    I was trying to gently remind you that this post is about Russia's debacle regarding its moon probe. Though to be fair, after a conversation this long, I should've known that subtlety would go right over your head. So, uh... congratulations, I guess? You finally managed to trick me into making a mistake of some sort, though no doubt unintentionally.

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I was trying to gently remind you that this post is about Russia's debacle regarding its moon probe

      Stop acting like you're not literally the stupidest person in the room.

      This is the quote you first reacted to:

      First you destroy the soviet union, then you reconfigure the politics and economy of Russia, and then you have the audacity to complain about the very thing you caused.

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3781001

      This is your dumb fuck troll response where you acted like you even fucking read what I just quoted in the first place:

      "You made me do this" is literal abuser logic.

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3785916

      Here's me wrongly making fun of you saying something stupid under the impression you even knew what the fuck topic we were talking about:

      Don't compare committing a violent coup against them with not having dinner ready you cynical piece of shit

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3788389

      Here's you being an even BIGGER fucking idiot getting excited to go all debate bro on me over you hearing the word 'coup':

      Alright, I'll bite. Whom do you mean by "them" and what coup are you referring to?

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3792045

      And here I am responding in a nearby branch scolding you for being an insufferable idiot who shoved his nose into a conversation you shouldn't have joined in the first place:

      You're going to have some strong fucking culture shock if you keep up with this general smug sarcastic redditor behavior of yours. That shit doesn't go nearly as far here unless you're straight up looking for abuse. You replied to me in this thread asking about the 1993 coup in Russia like you never heard of it and I don't know if it's just because you are completely ignorant of the subject or if you're just trolling with leading questions because your overall attitude has been smarmy as shit.

      https://hexbear.net/comment/3793420

      At this point everyone including you realizes how fucking stupid you look and how badly you fucked up. And now you've gotten to the point where you're lying about what literally just happened.

      If you're ashamed enough of yourself to lie you're ashamed enough to fucking crawl into a hole and not be seen.

      • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        That's a very nice chain of responses you have there, it's a shame you didn't follow it quite all the way to the top. Maybe you should do that, don't you think?

        You requested that I fuck off like three times already to no effect, and here you are repeating yourself yet again. And I'm the stupid one here? Bruh!

        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          I'm stupid for having kept receipts on what I'm talking about and sufficiently proving you're a fucking idiot and have behaved as one.

          You're not stupid because you can shit out a troll reply as if none of this affects you.

          thonk

          • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            1 year ago

            The fuck you mean, "as if"? It doesn't affect me. What part of "don't flatter yourself" did you find difficult to understand?

            Also, it wasn't a troll reply. You want to look at the context of the conversation? Sure, go ahead. But look at all of it, don't stop at an arbitrary point. Go all the way up the chain of replies.

            • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              You're an idiot. I proved it. It doesn't affect you.

              So your self image is already aligned with the observation. Good.

              • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                1 year ago

                Yes, that giant emoji was very convincing evidence. I don't think I could possibly make a bigger one, so I have no choice but to concede the point.

                  • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                    1 year ago

                    The point is the same as it's been this entire time, you're trying and failing to insult me. It's a futile effort, I wouldn't get offended even if your insults were any good, and quite frankly they suck. I mean, you haven't told me that you fucked my mom last night even once during this entire conversation! Whatever would your classmates think?

                    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                      1 year ago

                      You had the entire conversation quoted to you and explained line by line

                      You have no excuse to get that question wrong

                      Try again

                      • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        1 year ago

                        I didn't get it wrong. You started this conversation with an insult, I told you to knock it off, you didn't, and so here we are.

                        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                          1 year ago

                          but that was not the topic

                          I don't need additional proof that you have actual shit instead of a brain

                          try again and actually try this time please

                        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                          1 year ago

                          The insult was justified and universally received with approval from the rest of the website.

                            • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                              1 year ago

                              No it doesn't seem like you care about what the outside world has to say about anything

                              • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                1 year ago

                                I hate to break it to you, but you're only a very small part of the world. Just because I don't care what you say doesn't mean there aren't people I respect and trust.

                                  • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    1 year ago

                                    Yes, the group of people I don't respect does include that pedo-protecting removed as well as you. You're in great company.

                                        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                                          1 year ago

                                          Reading comprehension like thinking we're talking about Ukraine in 2014 and we're talking about Russia 1993? Reading comprehension like I humiliated you in front of the whole website over and you're still mad over? You think one of us lacks reading comprehension?

                                          • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                            1 year ago

                                            You think one of us lacks reading comprehension?

                                            Yes, I just said so, and it seems you agree. Thanks for illustrating the point, I guess.

                                                      • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                                        1 year ago

                                                        Both, then. Which is actually perfectly in line with the dynamic of this conversation that I explained to you twice already, come to think of it. In other words, you finally managed to post something I can agree with. Yay progress!

                                                                • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                                                                  1 year ago

                                                                  Finally some fucking self awareness from you. Now that you learned your lesson go fuck off back to reddit.

                                                                      • Sordid@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                                                        1 year ago

                                                                        If the roasts are as laughable as yours, I definitely will. Why do you think I kept coming back to this conversation for so long?

                                                                        • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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                                                                          Because I literally went step by step showing you were a fucking moron, explaining exactly how and where you showed that to be the case. So you spent the entire time since having to show off how unaffected you are and declare one hollow victory after another from "me proving you were right" one way or another

                                                                          And you have terminal reddit brainworms so you can't disengage without a smug last word

                                                                          If the roasts are as laughable as yours, I definitely will.

                                                                          Like this.

                                                                          Your accusations are confessions. I'm not trying to 'roast' you. I called you out successfully. Now I'm just replying to inbox messages.