"but.... But... Your honor we're just doing what we do for all politicians! Biased judge!! We don't bribe politicians, we pay them a salary as they work as advisors for us after they serve us working in government! How is this different!? A loophole is a loophole!!"
"but.... But... Your honor we're just doing what we do for all politicians! Biased judge!! We don't bribe politicians, we pay them a salary as they work as advisors for us after
they serve usworking in government! How is this different!? A loophole is a loophole!!"Actual bullshit artists will use a lot of words to try to explain that lobbying isn't just ritualized bribery.