Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 months agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.external-linkmessage-square38 fedilinkarrow-up1186
arrow-up1186external-linkNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 months agomessage-square38 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]hexbear21·2 months agoYour honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer! link
minus-squareWIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]hexbear11·edit-22 months ago i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them link
Your honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!
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