Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 19 days agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.imagemessage-square42 fedilinkarrow-up1186
arrow-up1186imageNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 19 days agomessage-square42 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareHomer_Simpson [they/them]hexbear21·19 days agoYour honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer! link
minus-squareWIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]hexbear11·edit-219 days ago i thought i was just selling premium luxury cardboard boxes handcrafted in a japanese hot spring town how the fuck was i supposed to know there was fentanyl in them link
Your honor we weren't selling beer we were selling maps to a party with free beer!
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