No dad, stop! You can't vote for an 8 year old you mad man!

This is America, i can vote for who or what i want

Why does he look so scared? Did she threaten him if he didn't vote for her?

She probably found her dad's gun in the sock drawer

Also why does her drink come with a feminism straw? I have so many questions...

It's a feminism straw plug and it's to keep the la croix from losing carbonation