I'll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
  • huf [he/him]
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    15 hours ago

    Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.

    nah, he'll also somehow fire all the garbage collectors responsible for a major city, leading to 2 years of all the trash left on the streets