Now that brunch is cancelled for the next 4 years, I need ways to spice up my gruel

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    If it's a bit flavorless, piss in it and give it a good stir.

    Adds color, flavor, and helps you reclaim vitamins and minerals.

    Also, great for the skin.