Countdown: 2046 Midterms 8035 days...

Just when I think the Onion cannot miss, they double-tap me.

The entire country is a long held KKK district

also it's weird as hell to see the guy playing Jason in the old ONN segments this old

lmao

I love how like four people posted this almost simultaneously

Thanks Soros and Klaus Schwab for giving the Onion back its funding