Her and her BF had been together a while and were already planning on getting married, but he's from Central America and on DACA so with Trump winning they decided to go ahead and seal the deal.

Anyway I guess I have a bachelor party to plan. What happens at those again? Doesn't a naked lady pop out of a fake cake? Where do you get giant fake cakes?

  • ped_xing [he/him]
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    11 days ago

    Don't feel obligated to follow stupid movies or tv shows. Here's a cake. It costs $275 and doesn't even come with a stripper inside. If you absolutely have to get this guy an erection, I'd suggest a strip club instead. And because strip clubs are horrendous, ideally one in a part of town with other options after leaving the strip club.

    • ManFreakBeast [he/him]
      hexagon
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      11 days ago

      Fuck that's expensive!

      I think I may just buy him a regular cake and then I'll give him a lap dance.