• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    22 days ago

    My farts are way louder and way longer than that

    And they reek!

    I'm talking about you have to leave the room to keep from just vomiting everywhere

    Like I have something wrong with me!

    • uSSRI [he/him]
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      22 days ago

      I like to say my toots are a cry for help from my body