This is the sensible compromise between killing all cats and killing no cats.

Listen here, folks, the outdoor cats, they’re no good. Very very bad cats, folks. They spread murder, very bad murder, you know have you ever seen a cat go to work, it is amazing really, such skilled hunters, and they toy with their prey, let them think they have a chance, really amazing stuff folks. And people come up to me, and they tell me, if you were an outdoor cat, you would be the greatest outdoor cat, and it’s true folks, I would hunt birds and mice like you wouldn’t believe. Nobody would be able to hunt like me. And that’s why we have to keep the cats in door folks.

I'm sorry but the republicans already have the market cornered on killing pets.