yes-honey-left fuckn tired

        • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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          11 days ago

          Oh. I don't have that problem; just makes me frustratingly horny. I wouldnt recommend panicking; have you tried being horny instead?

              • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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                10 days ago

                Whoops accidentally deleted. Short version:

                Secret third thing to your 'fight or flight' reflex. Find a way to coax that out to mitigate panic. Which is to say: even if you lack the courage to gaze long into that abyss; you should try sticking any dicks you might have in there.

                  • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]
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                    9 days ago

                    Thats the spirit! And speaking of bones; you know that witch who wants to steal all of yours?

                    Her ass is pretty magnificent, isn't it? And how does she get her hair to do that? And the dude from your nightmares, the one with no skin, The Sceaming Man? He's pretty ripped isn't he? I bet those muscles would feel great. And maybe its just a codpiece or something but he's seriously packing. You... You think maybe they'd be down for some fun?