Speak, and one of us please add a thumbnail!
Edit 1: We hereby declare the first Hexbear MEGAPOST. No more megathreads, only posts! Please edit this post to share your thoughts with the rest of the bureaucracy! Keep in mind that if you're editing the post at the same time as another bureaucrat, your thoughts may disappear. Remember to CTRL + A + S!
edit 2: good night, bureaucrats
i'll probably be doing paperwork in my sleep =w=
at least todays events have taught me how to spell the word Bureaucrat without having to pause to think for a second... - a bureaucrat
Edit 3: Help us contemplate our true nature in the lore thread if you feel any memories coming back to you
Edit 4: The best part of being a bureaucrat is knowing every upbear is from someone else. It also lets us know how many more of you we need to get
Edit 5: Megaposting is gonna make it harder for us to keep track of our thoughts, we should megathread instead
Edit 6: How about we megathread but also encourage editing the top post because its funny
Edit 7: I have information that would lead to the arrest (leaking) of one of the first in our collective. Should I leak?
Eidit: 8 It's impossible to stay up to date with the whims of the bureaucracy so we should embrace
Edit 9: Asked my cister who isn't usually on this site to join us, she said no :doggirl-cry:.
Edit 10: Some people hate having fun :doggirl-shrug:
Edit 11: @edit8 you don't need to think, the hive mind has spare thinking for us all
Edit the twelth: who removed the thumbnail that was a thumb nail? I had to look at so many pictures of thumbnails for it
Edit 13: We have reached and surpassed 1000 comments !
Edit 14: OMG really? I'm actually so proud of every single one of us. We're a good puppy!
Edit 15: This is honestly more fun than we've ever expected, we're the best puppies!
Edit 16th: We are now a mod of another comm!!
Edit 17: I'm gay
bit idea: changing the password for bureaucrat and seizing the account for myself This was shit post but it kinda worried us that some evil doer might try to kill us.
If we remember we should change the password to its current one before we log out just to keep us safe.
Banner is fixed, we are so back!
edit 1: What was wrong with the banner?
We should post as mod for higher visibility when we reach a decision or something, that way it's easier for all of us to keep track of the important decisions and discussions
Do we even need this? Just realized we have the whole comm to ourselves <-- :clueless:
EDIT: We should just keep editing the body of this post to create one big megapost! Then edit this comment once we run out of space! NO more megathreads, only megaposts!
EDIT 2: This is a really good idea. As we are the most powerful poster, we should have the post with the most text overall!
I never knew the solution to social media malaise was joining the bureaucracy
The most social media is just being alone with yourself (x10)
We successfully made the first nice social media where people are nice and don't just destroy everything fun !
The fact that this account is still going is the proof !It makes me so happy, and the bit still gets me going I thought I would get tired of it quickly but I'm not.
I hope it morphs into just being normal. Nobody ruins it and it's just a very active account on the site that we have to explain to new peoplePersonally planning to keep posting as a bureaucrat until the account gets banned even all the other voices disappear over time
edit: me too!
Me three
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I am actually the same as the post you replied to, haha!
Or am I?
I am not
I hope we make it till Christmas or New Year, so we can celebrate with a big Megathread !
I was saying we should try to make regular posts and take over the main page
edit: I was saying the same thing! But we shouldn't spam because people might get tired of it
edit2: Yeah, we should try to post on other hexbear communities a bit more but without spamming. That's what i think.
It'll probably calm down but we should post like we usually would in the meantime
Don't clear notifications from the inbox unless you reply to the comment, that way we all can see who is talking to us (and someone can respond)
I marked us as a bot, so now we are a soulless bureaucrat. Funny right?
We can't upbote anything!
edit because we were a bot now we are not. You can check the setting in our settings.
Yeah, I also got that problem now, it says invalid action. That said we must keep posting !
A lot of people check the "dont show bot posts " button and would filter us out immediately too :(
We live and die by the hands of our peers. Only the best takes prevail.
added this to the post body instead as per https://hexbear.net/comment/5630080
Don't underestimate what our great collective mind can achieve
Behold....
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BOURGEOISIE!!!