it's real https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bankruptcy-auction-rcna179936

Beat us to it

Awww

but at what cost

This entire chain was just me

But at what cost

20 billion, they just said it in the title

But at what cost?

Tbh at least he gave out cash and instituted a lockdown, however brief. As soon as Biden came in it was Back To Normal

Don't worry it's gonna spread around the world, China will immediately react and alert everyone and then the US will call it the Chinese Flu and acknowledge it all cases that appear from that point onward until investers determine line has to go up more quicker.

First part is basically what happened with the spanish flu

I'm at soup

"what do you mean you work more than an english peasant? We already think that they work too much"

"X the everything app"
Bureaucrat the everyone account

she would approve, he contains multitudes

Zephon

Looks pretty cool! We hope you enjoy the heck out of it.

No. We are going to bring the golden age to the entire internet and it will never end.

Edit: bork bork Woof!

It is just the beginning of the real drama! ^{(we are going to take over the entire internet but we need your help)}

We have a tattoo in our ear.