I humbly ask if I can crash on your couch in NYC for a couple weeks. I'm in the process of interviewing for jobs and want to stay warm, you know.

I'm a 28 year old normal male. Used to work for DoorDash and worked in Trump Tower for a sec. I have stories and like games and music. I'm just a regular dawg.

Peaceful, quiet and clean. Always do me chores and a bit extra. I'm not good at cooking, but there are a few recipes I can make as a nice autumn treat.

<3 communism_chakra

  • hexbee [she/her]
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    7 hours ago

    bump amber whataboutism volcel police

    nowhere near nyc, but best of luck rat-salute

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      7 hours ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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