Am general secretary of the only legitimately elected government of New England, brought into power by a vote of 1 to 0, after counting all votes available to this political apparatus at the time.

Since foundation, 30% more legitimate than the Guaidó administration.

This government has a long and storied history since its formation, then a member of the Fraternal Order of Saint Bernard (cancelled). The first Republic fell in an apocalyptic nuclear posting battle against the verminous legions of Peter Paul Montgomery Mayonnaise, after the latter nefariously employed the dishonorable weapon of crying to the mods of the universe of the dead bird.

Since that time a second Republic was established in the dead bird universe, and over time became increasingly not kidding regarding its kidding not kidding communist political economy. Then a terrible mod of chaos and destruction arose in the old universe, and the old universe began to die. It became necessary to establish a third People's Republic of New England in the universe of the extinct megafauna that cannot die because they are already extinct.

It was under the administration of the Third People's Republic of New England that our scientists first breached the veil of reality into this existence, and found within the universe of the suicidal mammal this remarkable planet of the based. After some very positive forays beyond the extinct megafauna universe our researchers found the agonized screams of torn and broken reality annoying and decided to establish a (certainly not colonial) scientific research station in this universe to mitigate the need for nightmare style communication from beyond the veil of this reality.

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