Mods pls ban whoever gets this joke

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 hours ago

    I just took out a HELOC and bought a bunch of gift cards to exchange for a shitload of for fractions of pennies on the dinar.

    when he revalues them, I am going to be the planet's first trillionaire.