Y'all know me

Know how I earn a livin'. I'll fix this site for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad site. Not like going down to stormfront and fixing /r/politics and /r/worldnews. This site, swallow you whole. Little postin', little commentin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your liberals, put all your takes on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand upvotes, chief. I'll find the problem for three, but I'll stop it, and fix it, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on the_dunk_tank the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many posters on this hellsite. 10,000 upvotes for me by myself. For that you get the 'no posting', the 'no commenting', the whole damn thing.

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