Can you believe it sir, some beta male on X called me, ME, a Soyjak! my-hero

[drinks vial of baby's blood]

hooah that's the stuff, y'know I don't drink, nuh-uh not for me, but this adrenaline stuff hits hard trump-anguish

Did you hear what I said sir, me, a Soyjak my-hero

Who the fuck is 'Soy Jack' Elon you keep trying to introduce me to these bozos you keep around, I swear to god trump-anguish

No, sir, it's a meme from 4chan my-hero

I told you Elon, I don't care what Four Chan has to say about this shit, stop talking about internet nerd shit trump-anguish

I'm sorry sir. [yells at intern bringing his adrenochrome baby blood cocktail] my-hero