The trick is leaving something that doesn't look like it's been dead for years.

You know I thought of that but the logistics might be a little rough. They usually say something when you're driving around with one strapped to the roof.

No one's going to question a few chunks bitten off.

I have a bunch of marine life I could sew onto something else. Are we talking human top or something a little more exotic like an alligator?

How about just the person that runs the account. Secret service will be scratching their heads for years.