You know I thought of that but the logistics might be a little rough. They usually say something when you're driving around with one strapped to the roof.

I have a bunch of marine life I could sew onto something else. Are we talking human top or something a little more exotic like an alligator?

No one's going to question a few chunks bitten off.

How about just the person that runs the account. Secret service will be scratching their heads for years.

The trick is leaving something that doesn't look like it's been dead for years.