Telling my family here in China of what the western diet is is always fun.
"So the working class would often go to a petrol station, known as a "servo" to the locals, and purchase something called a "sausage roll", which is sausage mince wrapped in high fat pastry."
"As the whole lunch? There are no other dishes?"
"No, it's basically entirely unseasoned except for a small amount of salt. It is often paired with a miniscule amount of tomato sauce, though. They would then also drink a sweetened iced coffee or a soda. The Anglo Australian has meat consumption rates rivaling that of a Mongol, but with a fraction of the exercise or excuse"
Oh god I watched a few of these and they were kinda sad and depressing. Like this old bloke in a threadbare jumper scraping margarine onto a digestive and calling it a meal
Distraught at the knowledge that I like ham and cheese sandwiches.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, AND YOUR D*GENERACY IS PLAIN TO SEE ON YOUR PINK FACE. YOU ARE SIMPLY AN AMALGAMATION OF IMMULSIFUED MEAT KEPT FRESH BY UNHOLY CHEMICALS AND SHEER FORCE OF HABIT. YOU SHALL BE REPLACED BY THE SUPERIOR LENTIL EATING HAPLOGROUP PERSEI B-IV.