Telling my family here in China of what the western diet is is always fun.
"So the working class would often go to a petrol station, known as a "servo" to the locals, and purchase something called a "sausage roll", which is sausage mince wrapped in high fat pastry."
"As the whole lunch? There are no other dishes?"
"No, it's basically entirely unseasoned except for a small amount of salt. It is often paired with a miniscule amount of tomato sauce, though. They would then also drink a sweetened iced coffee or a soda. The Anglo Australian has meat consumption rates rivaling that of a Mongol, but with a fraction of the exercise or excuse"
The angloid can only eat hot meat pies, fail to dance and lie
Oh god I watched a few of these and they were kinda sad and depressing. Like this old bloke in a threadbare jumper scraping margarine onto a digestive and calling it a meal
That's just how the older generation of Englishmen feed themselves. That's how my Geordie grandpa was after my gran died. Cup of nescafe, a small little sandwich, and maybe a bag of crisps. He was part of the last generation of English sailors. He wasn't much of a a father, but he was one hell of a grandpa. Unfortunately he's deep in the throes if Alzheimer's coupled with a brain tumor.
Sorry to hear that. My friend's mum just passed away with both a brain tumour and Alzheimer's too and it was painful for everyone. I hope you have support and your grandfather is as comfortable as he can be
Distraught at the knowledge that I like ham and cheese sandwiches.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, AND YOUR D*GENERACY IS PLAIN TO SEE ON YOUR PINK FACE. YOU ARE SIMPLY AN AMALGAMATION OF IMMULSIFUED MEAT KEPT FRESH BY UNHOLY CHEMICALS AND SHEER FORCE OF HABIT. YOU SHALL BE REPLACED BY THE SUPERIOR LENTIL EATING HAPLOGROUP PERSEI B-IV.
I really hope we get reliably good ubiquitous translation, because I really want to lurk Chinese social media.