RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola

Garibaldee@lemm.ee · 23 days ago

AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee · 23 days ago

I actually can't tell what's a parody any more

Wisely@lemm.ee · 23 days ago

Yeah I thought this was real news at first.

TheDrink [he/him] · 23 days ago

Damn, just after it gets added to the BDS list.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 23 days ago

Could shoplift it just to try

ZWQbpkzl [none/use name] · 23 days ago

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 22 days ago

Given that RFK jr was a heroin addict for decades, I was once again fooled by this and I thought it was real.

Satire has been dead for years anyway.

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 22 days ago

the onion actually doesn't do satire any longer.

they do prophesy now.

keepcarrot [she/her] · 22 days ago

Official lathe handlers

shreddingitlater [he/him, comrade/them] · 23 days ago

NOOOOO ITS FAKE, FUCK

spoiler

(I don't like coke or cocaine just thought it would be funny to say)