I think I remember peeing on my dad once when I was two. That's about it. Wasting that much money on a party, especially a year that's fairly insignificant, deserves serious re-education. She claims she never had a birthday party growing up because she was poor. Then holy fuck me in the shitting Christ maybe don't pull the ladder up behind you? You could have literally paid some random kid's college tuition and permanently changed their life. You could have paid for a homeless shelter's annual budget. Fucking Humane Society volunteer salary.

I cannot imagine spending that amount of money on someone who won't remember it. All those toys will end up at Good Will or in the trash once the kids are in preschool. Fucking disgusting behavior.

Mao did nothing wrong, sparrows deserved worse.