the earliest birthday I even remember anything about was at like a McDonald's when I was five or six. and really I only remember it because I remember seeing a picture later when I was 11-12.
little kid birthday parties are mostly about and for the parents. and this parent should be set adrift on their custom bluey bouncy house in the middle of the Pacific gyre with just enough water to go completely insane before they die.
I had a Western-style birthday party when I turned 7. It was fun and my parents put maybe 20 hours of preparation and $200 into it, at most. Every other birthday party was generic and I didn't care.
the earliest birthday I even remember anything about was at like a McDonald's when I was five or six. and really I only remember it because I remember seeing a picture later when I was 11-12.
little kid birthday parties are mostly about and for the parents. and this parent should be set adrift on their custom bluey bouncy house in the middle of the Pacific gyre with just enough water to go completely insane before they die.
I had a Western-style birthday party when I turned 7. It was fun and my parents put maybe 20 hours of preparation and $200 into it, at most. Every other birthday party was generic and I didn't care.