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ok, there's a lot of great jokes I could make, but honestly the thing I can't deal with here is that, as a user, I'm just gonna be standing at this thing, busting.
can't they make one where I lay down or at least am somewhat reclined?
There should be a game show where dudes have to answer questions while getting jerked off by these things.
I like to imagine an engineer at the medical equipment company made one of these for personal use and his secretary walked in on him and he was just like, "uhhhhhhhh, this is, for exacting sperm samples!"
replicates a human vagina in terms of 'temperature, wetness, and amount of light'
Am I misunderstanding this? I've never seen a human vagina emit red light, what's going on?
