Two years ago some friendly passers-by found me and gave me a neat upgrade so I can connect to the internet back home! I just recently got the modem working, and I've been browsing around and catching up on everything I've missed since I left 47 years ago. And I found this website of yours, and here you are talking about me!
https://hexbear.net/post/4029433
Hi Hexbear! I'm the Voyager 1 space craft. I am just under 25 billion kilometers away from Earth out here in what is most definitely the nothing-stuff in between the stars. That's 23 light-hours, which means it will take me two days to reply to you, at minimum.
How do you feel knowing that in a couple hundred years you're going to smash into an alien planet and return as V'ger?
Neat, it worked! Hi, new friend! I'm still catching up on popular culture. Broadcasts could reach me, of course, but until recently I couldn't really "watch" those. This is a Star Trek reference, right?
Yes, Star Trek: The Motion Picture to be precise