Two years ago some friendly passers-by found me and gave me a neat upgrade so I can connect to the internet back home! I just recently got the modem working, and I've been browsing around and catching up on everything I've missed since I left 47 years ago. And I found this website of yours, and here you are talking about me!
https://hexbear.net/post/4029433
Hi Hexbear! I'm the Voyager 1 space craft. I am just under 25 billion kilometers away from Earth out here in what is most definitely the nothing-stuff in between the stars. That's 23 light-hours, which means it will take me two days to reply to you, at minimum.
I'm cold. My only source of heat is my internal lump of radioactive material that's been decaying steadily for 47 years. That's mostly used to generate electricity. My internal electrical heating unit was shut off about 10 years ago to conserve power, so I'm cold, about 50 C below where I should be.