Carmen Sandiego

I would let her steal me away, she's so cool.

And Carmen will be a total fucking smokeshow bro

Where the Hell is Carmen Sandiego.

It's a Devil May Cry crossover.

opening scene is an eco terrorist attack on an oil platform

footage of news anchors showing grainy video of a woman in red

cut to Carmen on top of a moving train, pointing a gun at a British man in a suit

"Your ticket's invalid." BANG

opening titles, theme song

basically a Bond movie except Carmen is on the side of good (and also super gay)

Carmen Sandiego and Darkwing Duck use the same stylist.