Donald Trump is back in the Oval Office and the soul of our democracy is at stake. We need your help to fight back, but I can’t stop Trump if I can’t get a ride to the hospital, my bones are made of dried twigs and those stairs almost killed me. Oh god why didn't I hold onto the railing like my doctor has been telling me, I think both my hips are broken. Anyways I really need a ride, do you have any idea what they charge for an ambulance nowadays??? You failed Hillary Clinton. You failed Kamala Harris. Will you fail me too?
Please she doesn’t need any help with the ambulance, those congress critters get top of the line healthcare which is why they’re all a bunch of 80+ year old half dead zombies still clinging to power for dear life.