I don't see him often but we met up a little while back. He went on a good 5-10 min long tirade about how Ronaldo is better than Messi. I tuned out for most of it but I remember him saying something like Garnacho is Argentinian but thinks Ronaldo is better which pisses Messi off. My dude no one gives a shit about all this.
my nieces are ronaldo fans for some reason. they watch youtube slop on the tv
ronald-oh no, messy leaves! i must clean the floor up!
Probably because he is good looking.