Any ways of hating my wife you recommend for a beginner?

  • propter_hog [any, any]
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    2 天前

    Hating your wife is an art. It's not enough to merely hate her. You have to make tiny, micro-aggressive pokes at her self-esteem daily, hourly, for years. With everything you say. "How's the weather?" "Better than my wife's cooking." Shit like that.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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      2 天前

      I definitely want to find the balance of hating her but never getting a divorce. It's very important in boomer culture to be unhappily married

      • propter_hog [any, any]
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        2 天前

        Divorce is anathema to the boomer. You must endure. Just think of the wife jokes you'd miss out on.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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      2 天前

      She has been very dedicated and only the most committed of wives deserve constant sniping behind their backs

  • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 天前

    Convince yourself that every tiny thing she does that you find even slightly annoying was done on purpose to bother you.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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      2 天前

      It makes sense my wife would be out to get me, just like the rest of the universe