Not many people know, but your standard British TV Licence actually functions as a "Televisual Letter of Marque".
The Letter of Marque permits you to legally seize televisual material from any other source in the name of the crown, as a state-sponsored privateer, rather than a common pirate.
At least, that was what I had been led to believe, officer. You'll have to take it up with TV Licencing. Nothing to do with me, officer.
Not many people know, but your standard British TV Licence actually functions as a "Televisual Letter of Marque".
The Letter of Marque permits you to legally seize televisual material from any other source in the name of the crown, as a state-sponsored privateer, rather than a common pirate.
At least, that was what I had been led to believe, officer. You'll have to take it up with TV Licencing. Nothing to do with me, officer.
I wasn't watching television, I was observing remote images!
God, bloody sheeple don't know their own natural law it seems.