He's been trying to resurrect Jesus all day because he wants a box of tennis balls
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Human transmutation is still taboo, even if a cute dog does it.
I tried asking him "What are you doing bubby?" but he insists this is how Christmas works. Construct the altar, perform the ritual, summon Christ, get a big box of treats and toys for unleashing the end times. I said "Santa gives you g-" and he said "shut the fuck up".
Welp, it's probably for the best. We're not heading anywhere good anyway.
