He's been trying to resurrect Jesus all day because he wants a box of tennis balls

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    2 days ago

    I tried asking him "What are you doing bubby?" but he insists this is how Christmas works. Construct the altar, perform the ritual, summon Christ, get a big box of treats and toys for unleashing the end times. I said "Santa gives you g-" and he said "shut the fuck up".