Cammy [she/her] to chapotraphouse • 1 day agoThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.message-squaremessage-square27 fedilinkarrow-up186file-text
arrow-up186message-squareThere are two outdoor cats fucking outside my window.Cammy [she/her] to chapotraphouse • 1 day agomessage-square27 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]hexbear32·1 day agoTell them "Hey, stop that" but in a very unsure tone link
minus-squareCammy [she/her]hexagonhexbear16·1 day agoBut then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making. link
minus-squareCyborgMarx [any, any]hexbear13·24 hours agoNo, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they'll get closer to ascertain "what your problem is humen" and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory link
Tell them "Hey, stop that" but in a very unsure tone
But then the cats will pick up on that uncertainty and eat me as a post coital snack before they resume hate making.
No, the uncertainty will throw them off, to establish dominance over you they'll get closer to ascertain "what your problem is humen" and as they get within arms reach you put them in air jail, securing victory
wow, you know a lot about cats.
Maybe she is one. :fry: