NYT writer tapping their pencil rapidly against the paper and clutching their head trying to think of a tasteful way to compare caviar to Chinese womens' eggs so they can make a quippy reference to China's birthrate.
(They can't think of a tasteful way, but they do it anyway)
Good choice. You wouldn't want to embarras yourself by ordering caviar now that China has developed a way of farming it sustainably and cheaply.
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NYT writer tapping their pencil rapidly against the paper and clutching their head trying to think of a tasteful way to compare caviar to Chinese womens' eggs so they can make a quippy reference to China's birthrate.
(They can't think of a tasteful way, but they do it anyway)
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