"Sir, they call him 'The Great One'"

"No they don't. I've never heard of anyone calling him that."

"The do in Ice Hockey circles"

"Oh okay maybe you're right. I don't travel those circles."

That's how I imagine the conversation went with Trump when they told him he would be meeting with Gretzky.

did Kennedy's brainworms jump hosts?

we're bringing back irredentism, baby awouuuuu (wolf howl)

He’s got that white house juice back, huh

you lose 100% of the electoral contests you don't run in!

"shut up and dribble deke"

Idk Gretzky's politics and idc, but I'm pretty sure we don't need more celebrities pivoting to politics. We need leaders who are public servants, not wealthy attention whores.