Lussy [any, hy/hym] to badposting • 2 days agoYour partner gets you Elon’s Musk by Chanel, wdyd?message-squaremessage-square13 fedilinkarrow-up123file-text
arrow-up123message-squareYour partner gets you Elon’s Musk by Chanel, wdyd?Lussy [any, hy/hym] to badposting • 2 days agomessage-square13 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear9·2 days agoPee on it to establish dominance link
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eehexbear11·2 days agoYou pee on the bottle. Urine splatters across the discarded wrapping paper. Your partner and family stare on in horror. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed. FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN linkfedilink
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]hexbear8·2 days agoThe bottle slides across the floor, smearing pee on everything it touches. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed. FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN link
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear4·2 days ago[RUN] This is your problem now lmao link
Pee on it to establish dominance
You pee on the bottle. Urine splatters across the discarded wrapping paper. Your partner and family stare on in horror. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed.
FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN
I kick the bottle
The bottle slides across the floor, smearing pee on everything it touches. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed.
FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN
[RUN] This is your problem now lmao