Famed millenial Mr. Jinping refuses to buy avocados - GDP takes dive due to unfair trade practice
My bad, I had a ton of avocados after buying a million of them instead of saving for a house.
Xi offered to buy them all. I tried to tell him no but he was all like "Nooo I need my hecking avocado on toasterinooooo!" He started having a panic attack so I sold them to him. He was wearing skinny jeans, a backwards cap and was constantly doing kickflips on a skateboard while playing Pokemon on his Gameboy.
Ahh classic mistake. You probably got fooled by an Alien with an ant Farm. Thats popular RN no? I Put all my Cash on Chinese Avocado and now i have to go to Work:(
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The unpredictability of investments in commodities
How should I know what "were gonna scale down avocados" means? The Line was going up so far!
