Anything I write with a placeholder name feels bad and then I get stuck trying to think of a better name. I've already designated too much of the start of the alphabet to side characters, it needs to be something easy to read if its coming up over and over again in the book.
Kojima ass names
Hack Blowfist would unironically be a great name for a coke addict muckraker who's convinced he's a sort of genius anti-hero exposing hypocrisy but is mostly just hacking dead kids phones. So Piers Morgan basically.