They made him infinitely less attractive . The appeal of Harry is that he is a drunken bastard

Had to edit this comment because I, too, am a drunken bastard

No matter how bad my life is going, at least I have amazing hair genetics. I will always have beautiful lustrous curly hair

this fucker is so funny he does a monologue in my head every now and then

Pope Francis doom posting on main is so funny

This was what I was going to say. The idea of an author of a text having a bias is alien to a lot of Americans. Like if you say that Harry Potter is a liberal fantasy about not changing anything and defending the status quo, there will be someone telling you "uh no, it says in the book that it's about fighting Voldemort". Just a lack of ability to do anything more than a surface level read.

IT'S TRUE I SWEAR I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES

I was a day wunner for real, but that was on my old stupid account

some dude with a broken mic just taught me more about drawing perspective in a seven minute video than any "professional artist" ever has in a 20 minute video with perfect lighting and transitions.

tomorrow i finally finish my exams AND i get to see my dog! woohoo!

grilled corn is so good, it caramelises really nicely if you do it well. man i love corn. i was born in the wrong generation

last night i had a really detailed dream where i wrote an essay for an english exam, and in the dream i was vividly writing every line, like in real time. i dont remember most of it, only that it was about aliens. also in a separate dream there was a really cute cat

I actually don't respect religion at all and could never be 100% compatible with a religious person

I want to live a million lives its so unfair that I only get one

I dunno how the hell to decide what to do with my life and I'm scared and I think I hate the college degree that I'm about to finish and I regret it and I feel so scared how does anyone choose what to do in life

Also honorary mention to characters knowing they're going into a dangerous situation and taking no precautions. Why the actual fuck do the characters in It go to fight the clown, with their only weapons being a pipe and a captive bolt pistol. They don't even know its weakness until the last second. You live in the USA, if you want to kill an evil clown monster you could blow it to pieces with a shotgun. Those assholes should have been armed to the teeth, but they have literally nothing. I hate those It movies, they're so bad

I hate horror fake outs. There's a small-budget folk horror called The Borderlands (2015), and the last ten minutes are scary, the last thirty seconds are the best, scariest thing I've ever seen in a horror movie. But the entire run time before that is just constant fake outs, so nothing actually has any tension because you expect it to be fake. There's also one early in Nope, which honestly is not a scary movie, but the best bit of horror that actually creeped me out is when kids are dressed as aliens being creepy in the barn. They're silhouetted in shadow, so you can't tell what they are, just that they are small humanoids with weird proportions, and that is way creepier than anything that actually happens in that movie.

Also a fun follow up question, are we already in the early stages of world war, or is this a second cold war, or a continuation of the cold war, or something else entirely

Okay so yes or no, will there ever be a third world war which ends up like the last 2, ie one side is a clear winner

Imo this could never happen. Either there is never a third world war as imperialism collapses in the 21st century and the USA fails to be a global superpower (optimistic) or nuclear holocaust occurs within hours of war being declared

Gonna need this takeaway guy to chill out in trying to get cheap rice not sleep with him